Zombie Movie of the Week X2 (August 15-28)

This review is a two for one because they both sucked SO BAD and I missed last week.


Zombie Farm (Ricardo Islas, 2009) 0 out of 6 Bullets, 0 out of 4 Blood Splats

This movie doesn't even deserve a rating pic because it was so bad. Literally there are zero redeeming qualities/justifications to watch it. Not even "B budget" worthy.

Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! (Jason Murphy, 2008) 0 out of 6 Bullets, 0 out of 4 Blood Splats

One of the worst movies I have ever seen. TERRIBLE acting, (not even campy or B Budget) TERRIBLE production value and TERRIBLE EVERYTHING. If you want an excuse to kill yourself, watch this movie.

Zombie Movie of the Week (August 8-14)

Zombie Town (Damon Lemay, 2007) 3 out of 6 Bullets, 2 out of 4 Blood Splats

Ran into this one on Netflix and I have to say it really was not as bad as I thought it would be. The acting was average, not terrible, not Shawshank, but pretty good I have to admit along with some pretty funny dialogue. Story line was also not too terrible, I mean I have def seen way worse. They took a small twist on the zombie theme, even though it was a bit cheesy, it worked out. Besides some pretty terrible soundtracks every once in a while I thought this movie was pretty entertaining. The blood was all prop, which is to be expected from a no name title. Although it was not super gory, it still has some great blood. My favorite scene was near the end, lets just say it involves scaffolding and some serious intestines. Check it out if you are undecided!

Zombie Movie of the Week (August 1-7)

Day of the Dead (Steve Miner, 2008) 4 out of 6 Bullets, 2 out of 4 Blood Splats

I really enjoyed this one. The main girl (Mena Suvari) is totally cute and the co-stars are pretty funny. Lots of one liners from the black guy (Nick Cannon) that are quite classic. Basic zombie premise based in a small town of Colorado called Leadville, which I have actually driven through once. Lots of good action and the makeup is really cool for an under the radar zombie flick. Some blood is CGI and some is prop, the prop looks really cool and most of the CGI looks great, some scenes you can def tell though. Of course there are some cheesy parts (not as many as usual luckily) and some minor twists in the classic zombie outbreak but overall the cheese is low. My favorite part is near the end of the hospital scene, let's just say it involves a crutch, a saw blade and lots of zombie deaths so get stoked! And one more thing, the acting is good enough that a significant other may not be as pissed watching it as they would be watching Dead Alive.